The Daily Habit: Weird News

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I Don’t Know Where That $26k You Found in my Bra Came From – SPOKANE, WASHINGTON –  Have you ever been in a situation where you were breaking the law, or at least doing something you shouldn’t have been doing, then you get pulled over by the cops?  Sure, everyone has, and everybody, in some way, shape, or form, has lied about it, but who wouldn’t?  It’s an automatic physiological response to tell the cop who inconveniences your day with those damn lights and siren a lie.  Like that one time when you drank a case of beer and smashed into every car on the way home, then you told the cops you only had one beer earlier in the day.  Or how about that other incident where you were caught stealing toilet paper on camera at work, but you said it wasn’t you, only somebody with a wooden leg and hook for an arm that looked like you.  That’s nothing.  This shady broad got caught with a duffle bag full of money stuffed in her bra, and she said she had no idea how it got there.

A Spokane, Washington sheriff’s deputy said a woman who was brought in during a drug sweep had nearly $26,000 in stashed her bra when she was taken into custody.  The woman, a repeat offender, was one of three suspects arrested Friday as part of an alleged fraud ring.  Apparently the group made phony Oregon driver’s licenses and counterfeit credit cards to get fast cash advances from Spokane banks.   All three were arrested after a teller at one bank reported that one of the suspects tried to withdraw $5000 with a stolen debit card.  During a strip seach at the county jail guards found that the bra stuffer, who is 6 feet tall and 402 pound, had the cash hidden in her bra  and in folds of fat under her boobs.  The guards also found bank receipts, a switchblade, a large bag of marijuana  and a vcr with a surveilance tape stolen from one of the banks.  The woman is facing up to 15 years for fraud and a trip to Jenny Craig’s boot camp so she can lose some of that fat ass. (


~ by the115 on 04/05/2010.

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