The Daily Habit: Weird News

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Mother, Get The Bible, Our Hen Laid An Egg With An Upside Down Cross On It –  BURLESON, TEXAS –  In the bible belt, hard working people are known to live and die by the good book, no questions asked.  They’re church going folks who fear the word of the Lord and when it comes to religion they don’t play games.  If a hobo passes out drunk in a hay barn during harvest and accidentally burns it to the ground with a hobo fire they say it’s an abomination from hell.  When somebody finds a potato chip that looks like Jesus they put it up on Ebay and fork over the winnings in the donation plate during Sunday’s sermon.  But no egg salad for a fresh laid grade A with an uspide cross on the shell?  No.  Back  to Hell Satan.

 A religious couple said one of their prized hens laid an egg with an upside cross on the end of it.  Both are totally convinced it’s the sign of Satan who is trying to spread evil during the holiday season. While gathering eggs last week the man picked up a crazed hen and found a weird-shaped egg with an evil indentation on one end with what appears to be an upside cross and when you shake it Ozzy Osbourne’s “Suicide Solution” starts playing really freaking loud.  (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091203/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_unusual_egg)

The couple said eating the egg is not an option.  No egg salad, no eggs and bacon and no scrambled egg sandwiches.  They are going to put in under a glass altar and display it in their barn at $5 per head.  All of the proceeds will go to the church Christmas pageant where Ozzy Osbourne has made a commitment to play, but ony if he can buy the egg and eat it raw on stage. .  After all, he’s the son of Satan so it could be his long lost brother reincarnated as chicken spawn.

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~ by the115 on 12/04/2009.

One Response to “The Daily Habit: Weird News”

  1. God, no doubt, said “Jesus Christ.” See my post “The Harm That They Do” http://2bites.com/2009/12/03/the-harm-that-they-do/ and BTW, has anyone thought to turn the egg over?
    Sincerely, Rushhumble

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