The Daily Habit: Entertainment

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I Was Miss Calif0rnia …. Until They Found the Tape – NEW YORK – What can you say about skeletons in the closet?  Not much except that everybody has them, and there’s no way in hell you’re going to hide them forever.  You do something utterly stupid 5 or 10 years ago, and now it’s coming back to haunt you like the HPVvirus.  Like that one time you slept with the fattest girl in AOPis, then told the whole campus how terribly smelly her arm pits were.  Now she’s you’re new boss and she sure as hell didn’t forget what a big mouth you have.  Or that other time when you turned back the odometer on your 67 Mustang with 300k miles and sold it to the dumbass down the street.  It didn’t make it 15 miles, but now he’s your broker and for some odd reason your $1 million dollar investment in paybacksrabitch.com ain’t worth a freaking cent.  That’s nothing. Some hot chick got dirty in front of the camera and she got more than her virginity stripped in the process.

Carrie Prejean, that naughty ex Miss California, calls a sex tape she made for an ex-boyfriend several years ago “the worst goddamn mistake of my life.”   After it hit the internet Prejean made an appearance on NBC’s “Today” show Tuesday and told the whole world she made a porno of herself alone when she was 17 and sent it to an asshole ex boyfriend.  During the show she said she had hoped that it would remain for privat viewing only: “It was for private use, just something naughty my old boyfriend could whack it to when I wasn’t around. But does that justify what I did? No. It was the biggest mistake of my life.  I’m a total slut and I’ll never make it as a star, well maybe as a porn star, but not a regular Hollywood star who doesn’t have to resort to screwing some old dude with saggy balls on camera.”  (http://www.mercurynews.com/bay-area-news/ci_13753568?source=rss)

 Prejean was fired in June by The Donald himself, and he did it on national tv.  He said she was let go because she couldn’t keep her mouth or her legs closed for more than 5 minutes.  She believes she lost her crown because she told the world how she felt about two dudes getting married and pile driving each other’s private spots.  Pageant organizers said she was skipping official events by voicing her opinion, but the fact of the matter is that she’s a slut who likes to get nasty on camera, but she isn’t into seeing two dudes play butt pirate as man and wife. The question then, who is?

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~ by the115 on 11/11/2009.

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