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Yes, Officer, That is a Bag of Weed Stuck to my Forehead – LEBANON, PENNSYLVANIA – If you were a party animal in high school, chances are you were pulled over by a cop for driving erratically.  You remember that night at Scandals when you drank 3 giant fishbowls of Lazer malt licquor, then got pulled over for drunk driving?  Yes, you were smart enough to hide your weed in the head rest, and you talked your way out of getting nabbed for a DUI.  Or, how about that other time when you were a passenger in a car driven by a drunk who got you pulled over, but you hid the weed in your sock and just walked home while youre buddy was given his miranda rights for DWI.  Well, this idiot wasn’t as lucky when got the pinch, and he didn’t walk off scot free.

Two Lebanon, PA cops busted a drunk inside a convenience store with a bag of weed stuck to his forehead, and it was a total accident. Both looked at each other in bewilderment when they walked in the door and saw the man  crawling around frantically on all fours talking to himself and looking for something inside his baseball cap.  When he finally looked up, both noticed a large bag of whatt turned out to be a quarter ounce of killer weed stuck to his forehead. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091016/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_drugs_on_forehead)

The mounties then tackled him to the ground and peeled the bag off his head.  After kicking him a few times they placed him under arrest and charged him possession of a controlled substance and resisting arrest. The police feel that he sweatband of a baseball cap is a frequent hiding place for drugs, but that’s in the least bit true. Any real pothead knows you can’t stick a quarter of kind in the sweatband of your hat.  That’s just asking to be nabbed.  You have to shove something that big under the seat of your buddy’s car while he’s handing the cops his  license.  ‘It’s his, officer. It’s his.”

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~ by the115 on 10/17/2009.

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