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I Went to Disney World and Felt up Minnie Mouse-  ORLANDO, Florida –  Despite the rotten economy, everyday Americans are opening up the their change purses and hitting the road for a much needed vacation.  Sure, it may not be like summer trips in the past when people hopped on a plane and flew to Jamaica to sample the local faire, but it’s not pitching a mouldy old tent in the backyard either.  Some folks hopped in the car and drove across country to enjoy the splendors of The Grand Canyon and gas at $4 a gallon.  Others headed to Ocean City, New Jersey to drink a few beers and cath a few toxic rays.  But not this guy.  A nice, simple trip to Disney World resulted in some inappropriate touching and hefty fine for perversion.

A 60-year-old drunk has been convicted of groping  Minnie Mouse during a recent trip to Walt Disney World.   John William Moyer of Cressona, Pa., was convicted Tuesday of misdemeanor battery and deviant sexual behavior and in order to avoid a serious ass ramming in jail agreed to write the victim an apology, serve 180 days probation and complete 50 hours of community service under the supervision of Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and that lovable goof Goofy.  He also has pay $1,000 in court fees and undergo a mental evaluation  to be administered by Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs. His son said before sentencing that his father would never inappropriately touch a woman in Hallowoeen costume, “even though it looked that way on the park surveilance tapes”  (

The victim, who obviously looked pretty sexy to Moyer in the costume, says she had to do everything possible to keep Moyer’s hands off her breasts and ass.  Apparently he staggered up to her reaking of booze, asked her where she was from, what her zodiac sign was, and wanted to know if she was into real men and not cartoon characters.  After that he suggested that they go into the Magic Castle to get a room.  A second later she kneed him in the nads, called security, and he passed out before they could arrive.   Moyer asked that all be questions be held until after his therapy session with Doc and Grumpy.


~ by the115 on 08/11/2009.

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