The Daily Habit: World News

 11:59 pm

I Tore off Some Nobody’s Wig and You Give Me 6 Months in Prison?- Boy, there are some really bad places in the world to commit a crime.  Something as simple like getting nabbed for a few spliffs of gange or flipping off an ox cart driver in  Moroco can get you a 6-10 years sentence in a  rat-infested hole in the ground.  In Turkey they’ll cut off your balls and roast them for dinner if you try to leave the country with a few pounds of  heroin taped to your ass.  The Colombians are even worse.  Though you can snatch up an 8ball of some prime Peruvian flake for around $9, possessing even a cokespoonfull can get you  thrown in front of a firing squad and the US Embassy WILL NOT be coming to your rescue.  That’s noting at all compared to this place.  In Taiwan some poor schmuck tore the wig off of a  bald councilman on television and he got 6 months hard labor in return.

A man who tore the wig off a low-ranking Taiwan legislator during a live broadcast was sentenced to six months in jail for depriving the nobody of his freedom to be pimped out and looking good on television.  The Taipei District Court sentenced Huang Yung-tien, 50,  to 6 months in a hard labor camp for snatching the toupee off the head of ruling Nationalist Party lawmaker with a fetish for 70s clothes and cheaply made wigs. “The judge thought Chiu Yi had freedom to wear what he wanted, and Chiu felt the wig, platforms and purple cape made him look prettier,” court spokesman Huang Chin-ming said. “The judge think that to remove intentionally was to take away right to pimp in public, but a man should not wear platforms shoe and pink cape on television.  That plain gay” (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090609/od_nm/us_taiwan_wig_1).

Chiu lost his cheap looking rug when he went to file a complaint with the courts against former president Chen Shui-bian in December.  Once Chiu got there things got heated and Huang went into karate mode and kicked some major  ass.  After a few hundred judo chops  to everyone’s face, he walked up to his enemy, Chiu, looked him sqarely in the eye, tore off his ridiculous wig, then he round house kicked him in the junk.  After that he spit on the floor, bowed, then went back to his dojo and told everyone how sweet his kung fu really was.  But the glory didn’t last long.  The guy who got his ass kicked, the ass-kickee,  had the last word and saw to it that his ass-kicker do some hard time in a local prison where everybody loves you long time.  The moral of the story is that even though you know Tai Kwan Do, you better get ready to use it in prison because you’re going to need it. 

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~ by the115 on 06/15/2009.

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