The Daily Habit: Psychology

 6:38 pm

Get Over it Already.  HE DOES NOT LIKE YOU- Face it ladies, there’s no use trying to figure guys out.  We’re a different species and we march to a completely different drum than women.  We like to wear the same shirt 8 days in a row.  We want to sleep til noon every day. And we do not want to get serious about a relationship until we’ve had our fill of all the fish in the pond.  So, there’s no use crying about it or asking your girlfriends for advice on how to make it work, because it just ain’t happening.  If this isn’t enough, here a few sure fire ways to get the hint:  He just doesn’t like you, and he sure isn’t in to dating you or anyone you know.

1.  He actively does not take interest in you and doesn’t care what you have to say.  This one is easy.   He isn’t interested and he could care less about your feelings.

2.    He’s  not forthcoming. Why would he be?  He’s trying to get rid of you once and for all.

3.  He won’t mark his territory.  He could care less who talks to you or who you go out with. He’s not jealous because he wants nothing to do with you.

4.  He doesn’t call you back.  Why would he?  He wants you to stop calling him, period.

5.  He won’t check you out.  Your beer gut and ratty hair is a total turn off, and so are the Pall Mall 100s with no filter.

6.  He’s flirtatious.  Yes, he is, with other chicks. 

7.  He’s always planning ahead.  He wants to know where you are and what you’re doing so he can avoid you like an outbreak of crabs.

8.  He’s inattentive.  He doesn’t pay any attention to anything you do or say.

9.  He’ll never blow off his buddies to be with you.  Three is company, but if you make it four, don’t call us and we won’t call you.

10.  Acts of selflishness.   You’ll get nothing and like it (http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/sex/he-likes-me-doesnt-he-446147).

So, ladies, if you have a guy in sight, and he exhibits any of these signs, it’s time to wake up and smell the blow off.  There’s no flowers, no phone calls and no late night booty calls.  He’s not interested, he doesn’t like you and he never will, so why don’t you find somebody else to bother?  Chances are there’s a guy out there who isn’t liked either, so you two would be perfect for each other.  Just go to any Panera bread location and hang out for a while.  A lonely loser with a blueberry bagel and a cheap-ass laptop be coming your way any minute.  

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~ by the115 on 04/21/2009.

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