The Daily Habit: Culture
7 Signals You’re Relationship’s in the Crapper- Are you one of those dudes who has a really hard time seeing the big picture when it comes to a failing relationship? You’re girlfriend starts acting weird, she disappears with a new gay friend named Trent, and she gives you the cold shoulder when it comes time for morning whoopie? If so, read on lads, because there‘s a really good chance you’re relationship is pretty much over. Here’s 7 signs that should tell you that what you’ve had was just washed town the toilet, without you even having a clue.
1. Fighting has become the rule rather than the exception to the rule. No use trying to free-style wrestle in the bedroom. You can’t talk your way out of getting dumped, and you really suck at wrestling anway.
2. You find yourself looking outside the relationship for comfort, care, and understanding. Listen to your friends. They know it’s over too; they’re just tired of telling you over and over again.
3. She can’t remember what attracted her to your in the first place. You’re not the skinny guy with lots of hair like you were in 1986 so lose some weight and get a wig fatty.
4. There is little or no intimacy in your relationship. The guy who’s been sleeping in her room for the past two months should be telling you something pal.
5. Spending very little time together, if at any at all. She dumped you weeks ago but you’re too wrapped up in playing video games and gorging on Papa John’s Pizza to realize she’s been gone.
6. Reactions to situations are disproportionate to the content of the disagreement. What the hell do you mean she’s been sleeping with the door man at the Meat Whistle Lounge? I thought he was my friend.
7. Feeling helpless and hopeless to change anything. Lay off the booze and drugs, get off the couch and take a friggin shower. Then go to your mom’s house and cry on her shoulder (http://dating.personals.yahoo.com/singles/relationships/24165/dating-101-seven-warning-signs-of-a-troubled-relationship).
