The Daily Habit: Culture

 10:05 am

Paris’ Pooch Pro-Creatin- Centerfold Paris Hilton’s chattery tongue and humping dogs may have caused her yet more media exposure and a hefty fine, but no prison time (Culture: Paris’ Pooches).   Oh, damn.  During an interview on The Ellen Degeneres Show last week, the topic of conversation circled around to Hilton’s fetish for pint-sized pets and the dummy must have said the wrong thing.  Shortly after the show The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services showed up at her door with a warrant and a hard-on for Hilton (no pun intended).  “Oh my goodness.  I have 17 dogs.  They keep having babies, and I feel bad to give them away ’cause I feel like if I had a baby and someone gave it away, it’d be mean.”  Apparenty, Los Angeles law states that non-breeders of domesticated animals can have no more than three pets per household, and with 17 Paris was once again breaking the law.  Lucky enough for Paris the dogs were spread out to all of her homes across the country and no laws were broken in California.  Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time Animal Services has showed up on her doorstep for letting animals get freaky in her home.  In early 2006 her pet kinkajou, a rare raccoon like animal, bit her on the arm and caused an emergency room visit.  Shortly thereafter the Department of Fish and Game showed up and cited her for harboring an exotic pet at a residential address.  Way to genius.  First a steamy sex video.  Then a few hundred drunk driving and arrests.  Now your stashing endangered species and hosting a brothel for horny dogs? Why don’t you just leave the freaking to humans, namely you and the hundreds of men in your harem?  Oops. I forgot.  You already do.  Way to go hottie.  Keep on humping.

~ by the115 on 02/17/2008.