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 Yahoo Rejects Microsoft- Earlier this morning the whiz kids at Yahoo formally spurned Microsoft’s $44 billion bail-out offer (Technology:  Yahoo Rejects).  Apparently the morons at Yahoo, most notably CEO Jerry Yang and the fools on the board, feel the money Bad Boy Billy and his muscle at Microsoft offered is a bit too low for such a prized company, but it’s much more than the stock itself is worth.  “The board of directors is continually evaluating all of its strategic options in the context of the rapidly evolving industry environment and we remain committed to pursuing initiatives that maximize value for all stockholders.”  Well, Jerry, you were warned.  Everybody on the planet with any brains knows Yahoo is not worth that kind of wampum, everybody except you and the other jackasses on the board of directors.  Some think you are planning a major restructuring to bring yourselves out of the hole, or that Google will come running with their stolen money.  But, any unaided restructuring plan is going to result in a loss of jobs and other investments, and there is no way in hell the Fed is going to let you and the geeks at Google break anti-trust laws in order to create monopoly in a very tight market.  Face it Jerry, you and your network super weenies are f*$!#d.  Sure, Buccaneer Bill and the MS crew may up their offer a bit, but they could also just go directly to your stock holders and simply take the company from you.  If I were Wild Bill  I’d say f*!k you and just take it.  You can’t defeat the empire Jerry.  You just can’t do it.  Get smart, man.  Save your workers and just sell the damn company, will you?  If you don’t, you’ll be cleaning pools and doing landscaping in Rancho Cucamonga by the end of the month.  I hear Lowe’s parking lot is the place to pimp out cheap labor.

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