Gates Closing in on Yahoo- It would appear that Yahoo’s days as an indepedent player in today’s internet traffic market are could be coming to an end. The brain children at Yahoo now have themselves in a corner and the only way out is to accept Microsoft’s $41 billion dollar, or swallow their pocket protectors and work out a deal with their arch rivals Google (Technology: Gates Goes In). Most industry suits feel that the only chance to stay independent is to accept MS’s bid and move forward in an attempt to overthrow the Google geeks for computer supremecy. As of now, the buckaroos at Yahoo are some $20 billion in debt and in order to recoup they’d have to fire 4500 employees wordwide. They’d also have to pimp out some $12.5 billion in goods and services just to make the cut. The only other options for a bail out, aside from Google and MS, would be to seek higher offers other from other noteworthy crooks like AT&T and Comcast but neither want to get in the way of the emperor’s plans to dominate the world, or he’ll be coming to steal from them too. My money is on Kill Bill. As mentioned in a previous posting, Gates was, is, and always will be a pirate because he has the cannon balls and dabloons to take what he wants. “Yahoo will wind up in Microsoft’s clutches because the world’s largest software maker appears to be a determined bidder with more financial firepower than just about every other conceivable suitor.” Good luck Bill. I hope you help Yahoo stay independent. Screw Google.
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